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      More Interesting Verses…

      By jason | February 14, 2008

      No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male oran is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord. (Deuteronomy 23.1)

      The reason for this statute is that it makes it impossible to pisseth against the wall. And we all know that’s the downfall of any great society. (Find out about it here.)

      Then his brother’s wife shall go up to him in the presence of the elders and pull his sandal off his foot and spit in his face….and the name of his house shall be called in Israel, “The house of him who had his sandal pulled off.” (Deuteronomy 25.9a, 10)

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      5 Responses to “More Interesting Verses…”

      1. Chris Says:
        February 14th, 2008 at 6:04 am

        I’m upset you skipped Lev. 15

      2. Chris Says:
        February 14th, 2008 at 6:05 am

        do you take issue with Lev 15?

      3. jason Says:
        February 14th, 2008 at 6:47 am

        Sorry man, I just haven’t gotten there in my reading plan, they come back to it later.

      4. Matt Says:
        February 14th, 2008 at 8:35 am

        Heh, you might link back to your previous post, so no one takes your commentary seriously…

      5. Laura Says:
        May 26th, 2008 at 8:19 pm

        It looks like that preacher in the link skipped his class on Hebrew slang in seminary…

        Scroll down to the section called “Dogs, Urine & Connotative Meaning”.

        http://biblical-studies.ca/blog/wp/2005/09/22/dogs-urine-and-bible-translationson-the-importance-of-translating-connotative-meaning/

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