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Thursday, May 29th, 2008Carrie: “Carter get your hand out of your pants.”
Carter: “Mommie, sometimes my wee-wee sticks to my leg.”
Very logical I think.
Acceptable Offerings
Thursday, May 8th, 2008Remember this when you worship through sacrificial offering:
Any animal that has its testicles bruised or crushed or torn or cut you shall not offer to the Lord. (Leviticus 23.22)
Mid-Day Distraction
Thursday, April 24th, 2008Nothing like sitting next to a couple of old ladies talking about their Erotic Literature Workshop. Whoah.
A new couple is next to me slurping on their iced drinks. Not sure what’s worse.
Jimmy Swaggart Commentary Set (Update)
Friday, April 11th, 2008*A Friday afternoon interlude*
First off I discovered that ABC’s price on the set is quite competitive. So for anyone looking to buy, that’s the place to go.
But before you head over there is something you might want to know. I don’t know if you realized this but apparently Swaggart was a part of several scandals. [...]
Used Book Shopping
Thursday, April 10th, 2008I had about 30 minutes to hit one of my favorite used book stores around. I didn’t have any luck today. Or maybe that’s just because I am working hard to only purchase things I need.
Anyway, the strangest thing I have seen in while was located in the used book store. A complete Jimmy Swaggart [...]
Elijah on Mount Carmel
Thursday, March 20th, 2008Elijah is one my favorite characters in the scriptures (and he was a character). And it’s all about his antics on Mount Carmel. I think I like him so much because he’s a sarcastic punk (I happen to know one of those really well).
1 Kings 18. Just to set up the scene quickly. [...]
Easter Promo Video
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008This weekend we began our 1st of 3 Easter Promo Vids. It was “inspired” by the SNL digital short “People Getting Punched Just Before Eating.” Our “official” title is “Bunnies Dancing Just After They Find an Egg.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INp6kORbENY
Quote of the Month - Carter Allen
Thursday, March 6th, 2008So Carter and Caleb start soccer next week. Carrie took Carter to get some shin guards the other day. He asked what they were for. “They’re in case someone accidentally kicks you in the leg…”
After a momentary pause to think:
“Do they make shin guards for my wee-wee.”
Definitely the quote of the month.
Mike Huckabee on SNL
Monday, February 25th, 2008I’m glad the writer’s strike is over. I didn’t see the whole episode but I did catch the weekend update. Mike Huckabee was on, it was great. Enjoy (before they remove it for use violation):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT05g9mhVmg
More Interesting Verses…
Thursday, February 14th, 2008No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male oran is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord. (Deuteronomy 23.1)
The reason for this statute is that it makes it impossible to pisseth against the wall. And we all know that’s the downfall of any great society. (Find out about it here.)
Then his [...]
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