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Tuesday, June 24th, 2008I started DVR’ing(?) The Colbert Report last week. I love that show and without commercials its only about 15-20 minutes long, perfect length for pre-sleepy-watching.
Carrie and I were wondering what his red bracelet is for. What cause might Stephen Colbert be supporting?
Last night he “celebrated” the one year anniversary of breaking his wrist [...]
NT Wright on the Colbert Report
Friday, June 20th, 2008Totally forgot this in my links earlier today. But last night I DVRed The Colbert Report to watch NT Wright’s interview.
First off, Colbert is hilarious. Every time I watch that show I crack up.
Secondly, I have seen Bishop Wright speak a couple of times (at the same conference) and I have never seen him so [...]
Most Crazy Search Yet
Monday, June 9th, 2008So this morning as I was checking out the stats for SM I noticed some of the searches people did to find their way to SM. To my fascination I saw the second search “nude family portraits.” I thought, I’ve never posted a nude family portrait before, nor have we have taken a nude family [...]
Quote for the Day
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008I love this line from Job to his accusers:
No doubt you are the people,
and wisdom will die with you.
But I have understanding as well as you;
I am not inferior to you.
Who does not know such things as these? (Job 12.2-3)
“Wisdom will die with you.” How awesome is that.
Quote of the Week
Thursday, May 29th, 2008Carrie: “Carter get your hand out of your pants.”
Carter: “Mommie, sometimes my wee-wee sticks to my leg.”
Very logical I think.
Acceptable Offerings
Thursday, May 8th, 2008Remember this when you worship through sacrificial offering:
Any animal that has its testicles bruised or crushed or torn or cut you shall not offer to the Lord. (Leviticus 23.22)
Mid-Day Distraction
Thursday, April 24th, 2008Nothing like sitting next to a couple of old ladies talking about their Erotic Literature Workshop. Whoah.
A new couple is next to me slurping on their iced drinks. Not sure what’s worse.
Jimmy Swaggart Commentary Set (Update)
Friday, April 11th, 2008*A Friday afternoon interlude*
First off I discovered that ABC’s price on the set is quite competitive. So for anyone looking to buy, that’s the place to go.
But before you head over there is something you might want to know. I don’t know if you realized this but apparently Swaggart was a part of several scandals. [...]
Used Book Shopping
Thursday, April 10th, 2008I had about 30 minutes to hit one of my favorite used book stores around. I didn’t have any luck today. Or maybe that’s just because I am working hard to only purchase things I need.
Anyway, the strangest thing I have seen in while was located in the used book store. A complete Jimmy Swaggart [...]
Elijah on Mount Carmel
Thursday, March 20th, 2008Elijah is one my favorite characters in the scriptures (and he was a character). And it’s all about his antics on Mount Carmel. I think I like him so much because he’s a sarcastic punk (I happen to know one of those really well).
1 Kings 18. Just to set up the scene quickly. [...]